Cuando me meo de la risa en las bragas, con lo que me cuentan.


Foto: echando un Benjamín de cava en casa.

En la serie “el negocio”, la que me tiene enganchada, habla de los prejuicios que tiene la sociedad al hablar de la prostitución, yo no tendría reparo en decir que soy una ex escort. Pero si me ha encantado mi experiencia como escort! Creo que mi encargado principal intuyó que fui escort o son imaginaciones mias, me dijo que iba abrir una escuela de putas y yo le dije; “si me enseña tu madre a serlo me apunto”. No me escuchó o se hizo el sordo.

Hay que ser muy putero para reconocer a una puta. Me emparanoie con aquello que dijo pero pasé, no quise darle importancia o notar que me importaba.

Cuando dejas la prostitución piensas que todo el mundo sabe que fuiste puta, a mí me pasa.

Intento hacerme la rubia tonta y descerebrada que no se entera de una mierda y me río de todo, pero a veces no cuela mucho, me dicen que se me ve lista aunque me haga la gilipollas.

Cuando hablaban de que se la chupaban a su novio, yo ponía cara de asco y decía “joder sois unas guarras, no me gusta que me hablen de guarrerías” o hablaban de sus polvos con sus novios y yo protestaba, me llamaban “la santa”, así que fingir que no soy un putón entre mis compañeras/os, se me daba de Puta madre, creo que se tragaron eso de que me daba todo asco.

Un compañero me contó que las tías vendían sus bragas usadas, le llamé guarro, por contarme eso y le dije no quiero que me hables de esas cosas Jajajaja… otro compañero me contó cuando se iba de putas y le gustaba follar por el culo pero que las tías les cobraban el plus extra aparte de la tarifa y que al final no la metía por el culo porque le decían que la tenía muy grande. Me reí mucho con eso y le dije que no entiendo de esas cosas, le pregunté si las putas daban besos y me dijo, “tú crees que le voy a comer la boca a una tía que se come al día dieciocho pollas?” Me hizo reír mucho, y le dije que yo no entiendo de eso, que me cuente más, me dijo que se la chupaban con condón porque no quería coger nada raro y que se la metía con dos condones puestos porque él se cuidaba mucho la polla y no quería que se le cayera a trozos.

Me reí tanto que no se como coño no me echaron ese día.

No quise profundizar en sus técnicas puteriles en el sexo de pago, pero me hizo reír tanto que casi me meo literalmente en las bragas.

Hacerse el Gilipollas cuando te cuentan cosas como estas, como que después lo pienso y me parto mucho de la risa yo sola.

En fin… para todo lo demás, este espacio.

Un besito para todos y todas mis seguidores/as…😘😘😘


37 pensamientos en “Cuando me meo de la risa en las bragas, con lo que me cuentan.

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    Eii follame

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  2. irreal83 dice:

    A mi pasa parecido cuando un macho-alfa me dice: “Te llevaré de putas y sabrás lo que es bueno…” me hago el tullido inocente y empiezan a decir gilipolleces que da gusto

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  3. zel dice:

    A ti con esas historias…jajajaj!

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    Jijijijiji ya!!

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